tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class
THIS IS THE ONLY TWEET I CARE ABOUT
ive stolen this line and used it so many times
IM FUCKIN CRYING
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online
tip to make your boobs look bigger: wear 47 bras at once