turntnip:

gym class

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fragilekids:

tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class

nottheaverageasian:

THIS IS THE ONLY TWEET I CARE ABOUT

lameust:

dw:

When someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

guldo:

IM FUCKIN CRYING

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

futuregroupie:

a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online

jpgay:

tip to make your boobs look bigger: wear 47 bras at once