sherlocksdemonhuntingtimelord:

alegbra:

breaking news: illiterate people are actually trains in disguise. do not trust them

and now, the weather

slayboybunny:

being “cute” is really hard because even when youre angry people just kinda giggle at you and say “aw youre so cute when youre angry.” no. stop. recognize my power. image

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

Does my uniform make me look fat?
Insecurity guard (via katiebishop)

ahsadler:

that was wild from start to finish

itslarsyouguys:

YOU’RE a baby

I’M a baby

WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER